Mike Clarke

I never took a pic of it as I was too ashamed of it. The biggest pile I ever had was also in the Chrysler family. It was my ’74 Duster. I lived in Texas at the time and it was the rustiest car in the state. It was a slant 6 car and it spat out so much oil in the exhaust, I’m confident it was a significant contributor to global warming. The ‘natural’ floor ventilation afforded one a free shower when driving through a puddle. The vague steering and brakes that randomly engaged when the brake pedal was pressed made driving a real treat. The wheel covers made great ufos when hitting a pot hole at speed. The ‘TINGGGG’ sound that they made when they flew off and hit a tree was pretty cool!